We know you’re probably sick of hearing that Christmas is right around the corner. You’ve probably had it with all the God damn decorations, and the stupid music, and the fucking holiday parties. You could probably go the rest of your life without seeing another Christmas special. It’s likely that all you want to do is drown yourself in a bottle of bourbon until the tinkle of Santa’s sleigh bells subsides. Well, guess what? We don’t care. If we have to suffer, so do you. So sit back and allow us to add to your holiday malaise with this gallery of Bob Mizer’s best Christmas-themed photos.

Are your eyes bleeding yet?

A Very Mizer Holiday gallery after the jump…