Because turkey is the last thing on your mind right now, here’s your mighty beefy week in review:

•UCLA flexed their muscles with an upcoming screening of Beefcake
•Christmas came early
•This had us totally confused. Seriously, WTF?
•Somebody at Playgirl raided the AMG archives
•We said goodbye to an old friend
•Liberace’s nephew got a healthy helping of mainstream media double standards
•Someone’s brought back the hanky, but you can’t use this one to clean up after yourself
Speaking of hankiesl
•Logan Lynn made a powerful recommendation for ambitious bottoms
•We fell hard for Mr. Renfield